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5. The Indian boy who’s obsessed with milk – dog milk.
There’s nothing wrong with loving milk. But what if it’s dog milk? Of course, it’s not illegal per say, but it’s frowned upon. Like masturbation on a flight. 10-year-old Mohit Kumar is one such lad who just loves a healthy bitch’s milk. Ever since he was four, Mohit has been enjoying sucking on a bitch’s nipple. So much so that his parents have now become desperate to make him stop doing the things he does to stray bitches. Once you’re done shaking your head, spare a few seconds reading about the origin of this superhero story. Mohit was once playing with a stray dog when he happened to suck on the nipple of a bitch. Loving the taste, Mohit did not stop. His mother Pinky confirmed that the bitches around the area have also taken a liking to him and feed him, whenever Mohit wants. Fearing he would go down sucking the first stray bitch in the colony Mohit is not allowed to leave the house without adult supervision, forget going to school. So he sucks on nipples because he doesn’t go to school, and he doesn’t go to school fearing he’ll end up sucking a bitch. How ironic.
6. The man who wants to ruin the world with un-meltable ice-cream.
I don’t know about you, but melting ice-cream creating an absolute mess is one of the best experiences in life. And this man is trying to take that away from us. To the joy of all those who love things prim and proper, 34-year-old Rob Collington (Gastronaut Ice Cream) has invented the Freeze-Dried Ice Cream – or ice cream that does not melt! Thankfully, the ice-cream itself doesn’t taste great since it’s got a lot of artificial ingredients. Take that, unmeltable ice-cream. You might look great and solid in the sun but you don’t taste awesome, do ya? How about getting Mohit a little tasting session?
