7 Profound Questions Every Man Wants To Ask A Woman Shopper

7. When I buy you a gift, why do you always exchange it?

Every man has had this feeling of his heart being cut into fine cubes. He cautiously treads into the women’s section, and lovingly selects a military green top or a polka-dotted business suit. And in exactly 0.01 seconds she decides to change it. Well, the mantra is simple. Our tastes don’t match. So just spend. Don’t choose.