Tag Archives: Humor

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health, food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion …

Joke: The Lucky Swing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to …

Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second guy says, “What are you …

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young …

If Our Solar System Had Daily Life Problems, These Would Be It.. We’re a pretty whiney bunch of people, constantly complaining about something or the other. Most of the time, we’re doing it out of habit because it’s so damn easy to do. So why should our solar system miss …

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years! A reporter said – “But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?” There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then …