Tips For Winning An Argument With Your Girlfriend

2. Always be prepared.

See, the stupid thing about men is that a lot of times they don’t realise how and when they are messing things up for themselves. The better girlfriends will always tell you if you’re digging your own grave. It’s best to take their advice here and reassess the situation. But most won’t, so always have your guard up, and in case, anything goes awry, be prepared with your opening line. A simple “what happened” might work in your favour but if she responds with a poker-faced “nothing”, gear up. It’s definitely something and you are at fault so start preparing a suitable enough explanation. Suitable for her, not you. Whatever happens, never ever start with, “NOW WHAT DID I DO?”

4. Know that you’re walking a fine line.

It’s a fine line that we are walking here hombre, know that. Which is why we never actually end up winning. If you have a gay friend, talk to them. They are really good at this and advise you in such matters. I don’t know, it’s this superpower that they have with women I guess. In fact, I have gotten out a couple of sticky situations because of them. Gay people rock. But in case you don’t have the luxury of a gay friend, I’d advise two things – keep a cool head and stay away from topics you know will stir up a storm. Works well. Of course, you can never guess a million things your girlfriend might be touchy about, but that’s fine. It’s a learning curve, you’d be more aware next time.