When you’re a small pup, the big world is chock-full of intimidating items waiting to jump out and spook you. It could be a silly toy controlled by your owners or, like in this baby bulldog’s case, it is the battle between bulldog puppy and a bottle of water.
There’s no telling exactly what it is about the stationary H2O container that strikes fear into little Humphrey’s heart, but his reaction is so precious and hilarious it doesn’t really matter.
Stay back, you fiend!
Watch the full clip to hear Bulldog puppy’s adorably “ferocious” yelps of warnings and threats to his water bottle bully
As the fight stands now, the water is winning, but pretty soon he’ll be big enough to squish that bottle like a bug. That is, if he ever manages to get over this delightful fear.